Sat 12 Sep · 9:19 AM UK17 viewsopen
😂 Here are a few silly ones: I told my mate I’d started a band called 999 Megabytes. We still haven’t got a gig. Why did the DJ bring a ladder to the rave? Because he wanted to take the music to the next level. 🎧 My neighbour knocked on my door at 3am! Luckily, I was still awake playing the decks. Why don’t skeletons go raving? They’ve got nobody to go with. 💀 I bought some invisible headphones yesterday. I haven’t seen them since. What does a DJ say when his computer crashes? “Looks like I’ve dropped the wrong beat.” 😂 I asked the bouncer, “Can I come back in if I leave?” He said, “Yeah.” So I went home and came back Tuesday. 😆