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😂 Funny Jokes Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack each other up. 🥚😂 I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. 🐟 Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. 💻🤒 What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. 🐂 I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing. 🐶 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. 🚲 What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀 Why was the maths book sad? It had too many problems. 📚 I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey… but I turned myself around. 😭 What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.” Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. 👃😂 I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He said, “Stop going to those places.” What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. 🥕 I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist. 🌫️